superpsyguy:

Egoraptor the Hedgehog [SFM] 

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watashi wa koi wo yume miru AMERICAN GIRL

daisuki na tabemono wa HAMBURGER

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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nadiaoxford:

I was waiting for Kid Icarus: Uprising to tell us Magnus is hyper-strong because he’s a demi-god, but the game never went there. Then again, it never went anywhere with his dead kid either except to say, “Oh yeah Magnus has a kid. He dead.”

Pants, though!

Magnus and Gaol spin-off, please.

enterpraiz:

HA HA HA HA

I asked my friend who played Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes to explain this joke to me. Now that he has, I will never, ever play Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, and I hate this world forever.

barryisthebestgrump:

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What does Barry need with five screens?

barryisthebestgrump:

(x)

What does Barry need with five screens?

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